I'll think about it. But I gotta stop tellin' people what a nut I am. John Michael wrote this nice thing about me today talking about how impressed he was after speaking with me on the phone ...... and then I go and let everyone know how little tolerance I have when it comes to people that are just jerks.
Makes me look like a nut.
Oh, but man, do I make myself laugh. For days and days.
What do you do if the renter neighbor calls the police on u for power spraying your house and concrete for an hour at 5pm? Especially when the guy just moved in three weeks before and you greeted him when you saw him with a big friendly smile and a 'hello, welcome to the neighborhood'; when you are always a good and quiet neighbor except when you clean your house every six months; and when his landlady is a friend of yours and told you that the guy got chased out of his previous neighborhood for picking fights with all of his neighbors.
You probably do like we did and ignore him and say 'well, I guess he doesn't want to be friends'.
What do you do when this same neighbor calls Animal Control on you and lies to them and says your well trained, friendly, beautiful (Belgian Shephard) dog is "running at large" all the time and your cats aren't wearing licenses? When the truth is your dog is always right around you when you're in your alley or in your front yard and is never "at large".
Multiple Choice:
1. Do you ignore him?
2. Do you grab your gallon of white paint and go up onto the roof of your garage which is adjacent to his landing/entry door, where it is only visible to him and not from the ground, and paint in huge 4 foot high block letters " D I C K".? Then, when the police come to yell at you, you tell them your friend "Dick" just bought a helicopter and he's coming flying over your house to wave and told us to mark our garage for him so he'll know which house is ours.
3. Other choice.....
We've been laughing for two days about the choice we made.
Looks like we have been practicing the baiting game again! You are a sly one! LOL
This may help in building a positive relationship with your Neighbor
Order pizza delivery every night and give his address for delivery.
Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones while your neighbor watches.
Give your neighbor restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (I.e., chairs, books, lamps, etc.)
Ask if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies," then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage," walk away laughing hysterically.
Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that, there is a 3-foot neutral area between the two yards.
When he's watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind his window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.
Get a universal remote to change the channels on his TV from outside.
Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Make markers out of household appliances.
Go around, collect all the forsale signs in your neighborhood, and put them in his yard.
Duck tape all his doors shut in the middle of the night.
Put super glue in all his door locks.
And best of all the nice little doggie you have fill up a paper bag with that yucky byproduct put it on your neighbors front porch set on fire and ring the door bell.
[addsig]
People like your neighbor are the reason why abortions should be retroactive. Use their personalties as birth control. Don`t have an I.Q. above room temperature -- even with the a/c on. Oh, you can have fun beyond belief with this flake! I mean, PM me on your distiguished friend and I can give you some entertaining thoughts. Does he have a remote on his car keys that controls alarm/panic button doors etc..that you can duplicate? How `bout a cordless phone? You know you can get a dial tone on HIS phone service and make 1-976 and 1-900 calls(like, maybe to gay dating services, well if he`s like maybe lonely you could find him a husband, can he touch his knuckles to his shoulder?). Possibilities are endless. Now moderators.... I was just kidding!!!!!!!!! (
Hey scotlad I like your idea about the duplicate car remote! Has anyone done this? Does it work?
Also, how do you get a dial tone on a digital phone? Just curious.
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On 2005-01-31 21:16, scotlad wrote:
People like your neighbor are the reason why abortions should be retroactive. Use their personalties as birth control. Don`t have an I.Q. above room temperature -- even with the a/c on. Oh, you can have fun beyond belief with this flake! I mean, PM me on your distiguished friend and I can give you some entertaining thoughts. Does he have a remote on his car keys that controls alarm/panic button doors etc..that you can duplicate? How `bout a cordless phone? You know you can get a dial tone on HIS phone service and make 1-976 and 1-900 calls(like, maybe to gay dating services, well if he`s like maybe lonely you could find him a husband, can he touch his knuckles to his shoulder?). Possibilities are endless. Now moderators.... I was just kidding!!!!!!!!! (
The guys working at Radio shack should be able to help you with technology questions. Has anyone thought of being a good citizen (after being a bad citizen) and calling the electric company to report that their neightbor has broken the seal on their electric meter and might be getting free electricity. Ya know that is a felony stealing electric service -- there is macaroni & cheese in prisons on tuesday nights, I hear it`s the baked kind. Does nosy neighbor like mac `n cheese?
Now remember sensors (again), I`m just kidding!
Most of my family lives in Vegas and their property value has gone up a lot. They are building new houses out there like crazy and before they are built they are sold. You actually get on a waiting list to find out if you can even buy the new home. Two of my uncles just bought new homes out there. By the time the house was built it was worth about $50k more than the purchase price. They were going to sell but decided to move into the new home and sell their older one. This was about a year ago, but from what I hear the market is still booming.
Just do a google search on "Las vegas real estate market"
Where have you been? theres always something about that market on the news or in the papers. It was the fastest appreciating market out of any other state for like the past 2 years. Definetly was "Booming" i dont know what its doing now but i assume things havent slowed much. I have a feeling though that it will get hit the hardest if alot of the buyers are speculators and they are overbuilding.
ive been thinking for you for 15 min. now and havent had one good idea..sorry
Thanks for the link. Looks like WI is not included.
Nate-WI
Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana, Michigan, Tennessee Massachusetts, Washington DC and now Arizona[ Edited by gordo2417 on Date 11/02/2005 ]
how about utah or california
I know they are looking to expand to other states. Give them a call...
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Come On! You know you want to!
BELLYBEAN! BELLYBEAN! BELLYBEAN!
I'll think about it. But I gotta stop tellin' people what a nut I am. John Michael wrote this nice thing about me today talking about how impressed he was after speaking with me on the phone ...... and then I go and let everyone know how little tolerance I have when it comes to people that are just jerks.
Makes me look like a nut.
Oh, but man, do I make myself laugh. For days and days.
We want to laugh to. spill it.
OK- it goes like this.
What do you do if the renter neighbor calls the police on u for power spraying your house and concrete for an hour at 5pm? Especially when the guy just moved in three weeks before and you greeted him when you saw him with a big friendly smile and a 'hello, welcome to the neighborhood'; when you are always a good and quiet neighbor except when you clean your house every six months; and when his landlady is a friend of yours and told you that the guy got chased out of his previous neighborhood for picking fights with all of his neighbors.
You probably do like we did and ignore him and say 'well, I guess he doesn't want to be friends'.
What do you do when this same neighbor calls Animal Control on you and lies to them and says your well trained, friendly, beautiful (Belgian Shephard) dog is "running at large" all the time and your cats aren't wearing licenses? When the truth is your dog is always right around you when you're in your alley or in your front yard and is never "at large".
Multiple Choice:
1. Do you ignore him?
2. Do you grab your gallon of white paint and go up onto the roof of your garage which is adjacent to his landing/entry door, where it is only visible to him and not from the ground, and paint in huge 4 foot high block letters " D I C K".? Then, when the police come to yell at you, you tell them your friend "Dick" just bought a helicopter and he's coming flying over your house to wave and told us to mark our garage for him so he'll know which house is ours.
3. Other choice.....
We've been laughing for two days about the choice we made.
Well bellybean,
Looks like we have been practicing the baiting game again! You are a sly one! LOL
This may help in building a positive relationship with your Neighbor
Order pizza delivery every night and give his address for delivery.
Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones while your neighbor watches.
Give your neighbor restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (I.e., chairs, books, lamps, etc.)
Ask if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies," then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage," walk away laughing hysterically.
Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that, there is a 3-foot neutral area between the two yards.
When he's watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind his window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.
Get a universal remote to change the channels on his TV from outside.
Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Make markers out of household appliances.
Go around, collect all the forsale signs in your neighborhood, and put them in his yard.
Duck tape all his doors shut in the middle of the night.
Put super glue in all his door locks.
And best of all the nice little doggie you have fill up a paper bag with that yucky byproduct put it on your neighbors front porch set on fire and ring the door bell.
[addsig]
Well..... I sure feel better now. Thanks.
People like your neighbor are the reason why abortions should be retroactive. Use their personalties as birth control. Don`t have an I.Q. above room temperature -- even with the a/c on. Oh, you can have fun beyond belief with this flake! I mean, PM me on your distiguished friend and I can give you some entertaining thoughts. Does he have a remote on his car keys that controls alarm/panic button doors etc..that you can duplicate? How `bout a cordless phone? You know you can get a dial tone on HIS phone service and make 1-976 and 1-900 calls(like, maybe to gay dating services, well if he`s like maybe lonely you could find him a husband, can he touch his knuckles to his shoulder?). Possibilities are endless. Now moderators.... I was just kidding!!!!!!!!! (
This thread has my vote for best thread of the year. I am laughing so hard!
Hey scotlad I like your idea about the duplicate car remote! Has anyone done this? Does it work?
Also, how do you get a dial tone on a digital phone? Just curious.
Quote:
On 2005-01-31 21:16, scotlad wrote:
People like your neighbor are the reason why abortions should be retroactive. Use their personalties as birth control. Don`t have an I.Q. above room temperature -- even with the a/c on. Oh, you can have fun beyond belief with this flake! I mean, PM me on your distiguished friend and I can give you some entertaining thoughts. Does he have a remote on his car keys that controls alarm/panic button doors etc..that you can duplicate? How `bout a cordless phone? You know you can get a dial tone on HIS phone service and make 1-976 and 1-900 calls(like, maybe to gay dating services, well if he`s like maybe lonely you could find him a husband, can he touch his knuckles to his shoulder?). Possibilities are endless. Now moderators.... I was just kidding!!!!!!!!! (
Next time your neighbor comes out, wash him
The guys working at Radio shack should be able to help you with technology questions. Has anyone thought of being a good citizen (after being a bad citizen) and calling the electric company to report that their neightbor has broken the seal on their electric meter and might be getting free electricity. Ya know that is a felony stealing electric service -- there is macaroni & cheese in prisons on tuesday nights, I hear it`s the baked kind. Does nosy neighbor like mac `n cheese?
Now remember sensors (again), I`m just kidding!
[ Edited by scotlad on Date 03/06/2005 ]
[ Edited by scotlad on Date 03/06/2005 ]
Are you sure his landlady is your friend???????? Maybe she is the one with the biggest laugh.
I have a friend who is trying to get out of his LV properties. Pretty tough right now, the market is very soft.
Most of my family lives in Vegas and their property value has gone up a lot. They are building new houses out there like crazy and before they are built they are sold. You actually get on a waiting list to find out if you can even buy the new home. Two of my uncles just bought new homes out there. By the time the house was built it was worth about $50k more than the purchase price. They were going to sell but decided to move into the new home and sell their older one. This was about a year ago, but from what I hear the market is still booming.
Just do a google search on "Las vegas real estate market"
Where have you been? theres always something about that market on the news or in the papers. It was the fastest appreciating market out of any other state for like the past 2 years. Definetly was "Booming" i dont know what its doing now but i assume things havent slowed much. I have a feeling though that it will get hit the hardest if alot of the buyers are speculators and they are overbuilding.