ypochris, I know what you mean about wanting MORE INFORMATION, good, bad, funny, informative it does not matter as long as it is Real Estate investing related. I even began tell my whole story just to get some responses flowing. Funny thing is we have some things in common. I lived in Hawaii many years ago from about the age of 8-12. Many moves later I am now on the East Coast of FL dreaming about crystal blue walls of the Pacific. On the flip side, I do technical support and one of my customers is in Lansing. Small world…
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My neighbor just came back from 2 weeks on the Big Island and Oahu. He came back to his beach house and stated “This place sucks…I’m selling out and leaving.” I do not know if he is serious or just suffering from Post-HI blues and can’t adjust back to Florida’s 90 degree heat and blazing wildfires…I can’t complain FL been good to me so far, wintertime waves can be big and fun and Hurricane surf is always a blast. I do not mind the blue tarps, falling Palm trees and 120 mph winds, I do hate rebuilding the fences every time a storm hits.....Mi lolo, mo’ betta kisim dirty lickens from da kane’s den stap panty stylee on da mainland.
[ Edited by Waylon on Date 05/14/2006 ]
A pretty young woman was so sick of dumb blond jokes she dyed her hair black. Later, as she took a drive in the country, a flock of sheep crossed the road in front of her, forcing her to stop. To pass the time, she counted the sheep as she waited.
The shepherd paused to talk to the pretty woman, who told him she thought the sheep were cute. "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you let me have one?", she asked, and the shepherd agreed.
"1586", the woman said. "Close enough", the shepherd, charmed by the attention, said.
The woman spent a long time examining the sheep, and finally picked one. The shepard asked "If I tell you what color your hair used to be, can I have my dog back?"
Thats the way I heard it, anyway. But I like your version better...
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I think someone needs a hug...or a drink...or medication....or maybe all of the above.
And I just thought you were cooking Emeril style...
Lettuce? Fish? Bamm...
..... Just plain weird in my opinion!
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This looks like it belongs in the Random Ramblings forum, if anything ever did!
ypochris, I know what you mean about wanting MORE INFORMATION, good, bad, funny, informative it does not matter as long as it is Real Estate investing related. I even began tell my whole story just to get some responses flowing. Funny thing is we have some things in common. I lived in Hawaii many years ago from about the age of 8-12. Many moves later I am now on the East Coast of FL dreaming about crystal blue walls of the Pacific. On the flip side, I do technical support and one of my customers is in Lansing. Small world…
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My neighbor just came back from 2 weeks on the Big Island and Oahu. He came back to his beach house and stated “This place sucks…I’m selling out and leaving.” I do not know if he is serious or just suffering from Post-HI blues and can’t adjust back to Florida’s 90 degree heat and blazing wildfires…I can’t complain FL been good to me so far, wintertime waves can be big and fun and Hurricane surf is always a blast. I do not mind the blue tarps, falling Palm trees and 120 mph winds, I do hate rebuilding the fences every time a storm hits.....Mi lolo, mo’ betta kisim dirty lickens from da kane’s den stap panty stylee on da mainland.
[ Edited by Waylon on Date 05/14/2006 ]
A pretty young woman was so sick of dumb blond jokes she dyed her hair black. Later, as she took a drive in the country, a flock of sheep crossed the road in front of her, forcing her to stop. To pass the time, she counted the sheep as she waited.
The shepherd paused to talk to the pretty woman, who told him she thought the sheep were cute. "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you let me have one?", she asked, and the shepherd agreed.
"1586", the woman said. "Close enough", the shepherd, charmed by the attention, said.
The woman spent a long time examining the sheep, and finally picked one. The shepard asked "If I tell you what color your hair used to be, can I have my dog back?"
Thats the way I heard it, anyway. But I like your version better...
Chris
That was a good one.
This is true!